What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.