How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.