How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.