Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.