Because I told him a good joke.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Her Highness will tell you
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Americans don't get them.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Santa. /cringe
He made melon-ade
Once upon a slime . . ."
How slime flies!
