How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster