Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.