Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV