What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.