What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!