How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.