How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.