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Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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The ova achiever

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.