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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

100 Million Jokes More 100 Million Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up