How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?