How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.