The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
A wet nose.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
He has one clean finger.
He was studying foreign languages.
To get to the other side.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Paddy o' Furniture
A flat note.
