Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None