Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.