Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.