What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.