What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)