How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!