How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.