What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"