What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!