What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.