What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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You can see the definition.

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One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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You Cantaloupe.

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I teach you the goober quench!"

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Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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You tep on the brake, toopid.