What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.