What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf