What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!