What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!