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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.