How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.