Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."