Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

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