Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!