Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!