How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar