What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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He ain't have no boo

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I love your Boo-ty

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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It has the most character.