How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!