Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.