What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!