Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.