How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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