One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A 'buff'alo
Joan Rivers' embalmer.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Church.
They always shoot the black
An American full of himself.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Imp-Patient!
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
