Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because people are dying to get in.
Moooo!
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
I'm stuck.
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Hip-pop.
