Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.