Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
I hope its somewhere good
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
I'll tell you later.
An Appaloosa!
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Hip-pop.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
