How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell