How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.