How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell