Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What do older women wear?

Depends

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I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs