Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch