Try to get a long well.
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
Their nose
From a well, actually.
A: On a map!
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Tell them its almost over
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.