How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order