How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.