What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.