A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
A: Tulips.
All the trees have square roots.
For public transportation.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
