Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)