Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)