Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.