How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.