How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.