How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Who drives it?

The officer.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Freshen Jokes More Freshen Jokes

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener