How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Freshen Jokes More Freshen Jokes

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener