Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.