How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent