How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.