Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.