What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.