What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad