How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.