How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned