Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Your teeth.

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The meth head still has teeth.

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Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Because gunpowder is black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.