Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Brush their teeth!

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.