Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.