How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.